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My dinner

January 5, 2011

This time the pressure was on.

I’ve cooked elaborate dinners for friends before. I’ve made a a ten-course meal for which I prepped for three days. I labored over a Weber Kettle barbecue for eight hours, slowly smoking a pork shoulder. I took two days to reproduce one of Pierre Herme’s most complicated cakes and I have wasted hundreds of egg whites trying to perfect macarons.

What I had never done before was to create my own recipes. This meal would be different, it would be my flavors.

I decided early on to structure every dish around a concept and use that as my guiding principle.

The menu:

Reinvention — vanilla/mint marshmallow, liquid sea urchin

Ocean — oysters, dashi jelly, dashi bubbles, wakame

Hawaii — Lobster, passion fruit, mango, avocado, jicama

Comfort — Lobster consomee

Forest — short ribs, various mushrooms, junipers, eucalyptus, fennel

PB & J — Banana, peanuts, grapes

Chile — Chocolate, lavender, cream

And now with a bit more details:

Reinvention
The first time I cooked an elaborate dinner for friends, I made a recipe from Alinea’s cookbook. It consisted of sea urchin encased in a sweet and savory mint/vanilla gelee topped with a mint leaf, jalapeno slice and grain of salt. To this day, everyone remembers that dish; the waves of flavor, the unexpected combination, the sensuality of the sea urchin.

I thought it would be fun to start the meal with the same dish, but rework it so nobody could figure out what it was. I turned the gelee into a fluffy marshmallow and filled it with sea urchin pushed through a strainer, jalapeno and mint. How did it turn out? Don’t bother with my adaptation and stick with Alinea’s version. Whipping air into the thing diluted the flavors and the combo just didn’t work.

Ocean
How could i make an oyster taste even more like the ocean? With kelp broth and wakame, which adds a smoky version of the ocean to the mouthful. To complete the illusion, I whipped dashi bubbles and hid the oyster underneath to make it seem like the whitewash of a wave.

Underneath the oyster I put a layer of konbu dashi gel set with agar, run through a blender, and seasoned with soy sauce and lemon juice. The bubbles are made with the same dashi, whipped with egg white powder and xantham gum.

Hawaii
Not all ingredients here are from hawaii, but I had something similar when I visited. This is one of those combinations of flavors that I just love.

The oyster is dressed in passion fruit dressing, topped with avocado, mango, cilantro and jicama.

Comfort
This was a last minute addition to the menu but I thought it would be a waste not to use all the lobster shells. I intensified the broth with ground shrimp and served it simply with a squeeze of lemon. I forgot to take a picture of this one but it was just a bowl of orange broth.

The original broth was made with lobster shells and aromatics. I then cleared it with a draft made of shrimp, egg whites and more veggies.

Forest
This was the most complex of the dishes, requiring numerous steps. My absolute favorites were the juniper-pickled enoki and the eucalyptus potatoes. In fact, I may start looking into other ways of infusing potatoes because they almost outshone the meat as the star on the plate. Picture credit goes to Tom.

The potatoes were cooked with eucalyptus leaves and then browned in eucalyptus-infused butter. The short ribs were cooked sous-vide for 5 hours at 180F with beef stock and juniper berries. I reduced the same stock with more junipers, added molasses, sherry vinegar and butter to make a sauce. The fennel puree is fennel cooked with chicken stock and pushed through a strainer after the blender. The mushrooms are sauteed chanterelles, quickly-pickled enoki and dried morels. Half the morels were hydrated and half turned into powder which was dusted over the whole plate.

PB & J
I’ve tried to rework this combination before and I finally hit a version that works. The liquid banana is encased inside grape jelly and the grounds are made of a peanut butter cookie. Sorry I don’t have a better picture.

Chile
These flavors may not scream Chile, but last time I was there I visited a lovely tea house in the southern part of the country surrounded by lavender bushes and a gorgeous view of Lake Llanquihue. I brought with me some culinary lavender and I knew I wanted to use it. I made the pot de cremes with dark chocolate and almond milk so it wouldn’t be too heavy and infused the cream with lavender before whipping it.

The verdict? I am happy with the meal. It was much more challenging than whatever else I’ve made before, and some of the recipes still need tweaking. A great start though.

Salmon of mirrors

July 17, 2010
The coat is full-length, made of real fur, and it comes with a matching hat, Russian-style. It’s in  the style of those small hats that fit snuggly, and that are worn by every hot Russian spy in a James Bond movie. The make-up is extremely heavy. She has removed all her eyebrows, and drawn them back in a perfect arch with make-up pens. Her lips are of an intense red color that match the generous amount of blush that sits on top of an even more generous coat of foundation, and the eye-shadow is in a light shade of blue.

She looks oddly fashionable, but she must be at least 75, if not well into her 80s. Her looks radiate an old sense of fashion — fur, short hair dressed at a salon that seems to defy gravity, heavy make up, and a sense of entitlement.

“Cut it real thin. That’s it, that’s how I like it. Only here they do it the right way!” She talks with a slightly accented English.

I look at her in amazement, wondering if I’ve stepped into a New York from the 1950s. I also wonder if this what my grandmother would be like if she had migrated to the United States instead of Chile.

The Honduran man behind the counter runs his knife against the steel forth and back until he’s satisfied with the edge. He then removes from the display window a giant slab of smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, and starts cutting razor-thin slices off the fish. He carefully arranges them against a sheet of waxed paper, and cuts exactly 100 grams of thinly-sliced, premium smoked salmon.

There is a faint smell of smoke in the store, and I start wondering up and down the refrigerated display, admiring the bounty on offer: several kinds of smoked salmon (Scottish, Canadian, American and Chilean), smoked herring, preserved sardines, gefullte fisch, chicken-liver paste, and a generous selection of caviar from Russia and the United States. On the other side of the store, chocolates, rugelach, jars of capers and pickles, as well as bagels.

I can see the old lady is starting to salivate for her smoked salmon. She’s pursing her lips, and her tongue makes an occasional appearance, liking her lips in anticipation.

“Nobody cuts it like him. He’s just the best.”

The guy from Honduras continues to slice the salmon for her, but I can detect a faint smile on his face. The rest of the staff are openly smiling, and I can tell this is not the first time this scene has taken place. The old lady is a regular I am told, after she leaves, and goes through the same routine every time she visits. They are used to her patronizing attitude (she speaks to them as if they were children), but find her ways amusing in some strange sort of way.

Technically, I am not Jewish. My grandmother on my father’s side is Jewish, but since Judaism is traced through the mother’s line, I ended up outside the lineage. At any rate, my grandmother has always been an extremely secular jew, and I was raised in a Christian environment.

My grandmother, however, would sometimes try to remind me of my Jewish heritage. Every year, without fail, she would bring me flyers explaining the meaning of Yom Kippur and the Sabbath, yet we would always celebrate Christmas and never the Jewish holidays. I would listen to her stories growing up in Austria of the 1930s, what it was like to be a young Jew when Nazism was on the rise, and the amazing tale of how she and her family made it out of Europe. And we would occasionally eat foods that only now I recognize as coming from her Jewish repertoire — smoked fish, various beetroot preparations, fruit soups, and rugelach. But there was also bacon, smoked sausages and pate in our life.

As I look at the old lady ordering from the counter, I start placing her accent somewhere in Central/Eastern Europe. Poland maybe? Hungary?

The smoked fish is expensive, but i get a smoked salmon sandwich thinking of my grandmother. In another life, they would have migrated to the United States instead of Chile,  the lady with the fur coat could have been my grandmother, haggling over smoked fish, and I’d be another another confused Jew in New York. But with bacon.

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The store was Russ & Daughters, at 179 East Houston, New York. 212-475-4880.

The best food comes from a truck

June 14, 2010
If I had one complaint about eating from trucks during my visit to Austin, TX, it is that these places assume you have a car. I know that the only reason why I’m getting such a good deal is because they don’t pay a lot of rent, and you eat in a parking lot, but since I didn’t have a car, I had to walk under the sun along insipid highways in search of their trucks.

But it was worth it. Oh, so worth it.

Eating from a truck in Austin is awesome — you get super-high-quality stuff, for a fraction of what it would cost at a sit-down restaurant.

If there was one unifying theme to my truck meals, it was smoke. The Odd Duck Farm trailer grills everything on hardwood, and just by the fumes coming off the chimney, I knew I was in for a treat. The pork belly sandwich was exactly as advertised — a huge chunk of fatty pork belly that was char-grilled at the last moment over an open flame…mmm. The monster sandwich came with a pickle to cut through all the fat. I also ordered a cold dish of buttermilk-poached chicken breast, with grilled rappini, and pine nuts. I was impressed at how moist the chicken was, and the rappini definitely can take some smoke.

I thought it was all over…I mean, who would want to eat more fat after chowing down on a massive pork-belly sandwich. But, as luck would have it, the truck next door specialized in made-to-order doughnuts. The menu definitely had a thing for pork, because I saw several recipes with caramelized bacon on them. In an attempt at healthy eating (ha!), I ordered the one doughnut that came with fresh fruit — a strawberry doughnut with cream cheese frosting.

The doughnut itself was a wonder to eat; crisp on the outside, fluffy and warm inside, with gooey cream cheese frosting, and token pieces of fruit. There goes my attempt at health.

The following day, I walked along a different highway to find Franklin’s barbecue.

I immediately knew I was in for a treat when they started carving a massive piece of brisket, and the guy just handed me over a chunk of meat to tease me. I was in brisket heaven. Behind the serving trailer, they have a second trailer where they slowly smoke and bake brisket and ribs. The ribs were good, but go for the brisket. It is fork-tender, juicy to the point of ridiculous, and so flavorful, you wonder what the hell happened to all the other meat you’ve eaten before. They have sauces, which are pretty good, but I was happy to just eat the damn thing…I thought there’d be leftovers, but no, there weren’t any.

At least I walked.


Strictly for adults — tobacco ice cream

December 26, 2009

A couple of my friends smoke loose tobacco, and that is how I found my way for the first time to Leavitt & Peirce — a tobacco and toiletry specialist store right outside the university. My first thought is that this store is frozen in time; my grandfather would have recognized all the shaving tools they carry. The pipe section was exactly what I imagined colonial officers would have killed for one hundred years ago, and the whole store exudes an old-school feel.

My second thought was that the loose tobacco they carry smells wonderful. This is nothing like Marlboro or Camel. This stuff is really aromatic, and I got lost taking sniffs here and there from glass bell jars packed with different kinds. And that’s when it hit me — how could I cook with this? I tried googling recipes, without much luck. I mostly found posts of people who had tried, but failed. They complained about it being too bitter, or were worried about turning their food toxic.

My impulse was that tobacco would go well with cream. I imagined steeping tobacco leaves in cream, and carrying the flavor that way. I thought about making a tobacco-cream sauce to go with steak (I might go back to this in the future), tobacco ganache to act as a filling in chocolate truffles, or ice-cream.

“I am planning to make ice cream with tobacco, and wanted your help,” I said to the store attendant.

She was taken back, but jumped right back in. Apparently I was the first person ever to make that request, and she was genuinely excited to help me find something that would work.

“I am worried about the flavor being too strong, and I also want something that is not chemically treated — just tobacco.”

“We only carry natural tobacco, so you don’t need to worry about nasty chemicals,” she said. “How about you try this one?”

She guided me to a very mild, full-leaf pipe tobacco called “Natural Caucadis.” It was aromatic, but wasn’t as pungent as some of the other varieties. I bought an ounce, and walked out a happy-camper. As I was paying, the store attendant informed everyone within earshot what I was planning to do, and I got some excited looks as well as not-so-encouraging looks that wished I wouldn’t succeed.

My next step was to figure out the proportions. I remembered seeing something about tobacco in Heston Blumenthal’s “The Fat Duck,” but the recipe he offers calls for putting tobacco and coconut in a box next to each other, and let it infuse for a month. Not that helpful. I then turned to Grant Achatz’s “Alinea,” where I found a recipe for blackberries with tobacco cream. After adjusting for measurements, I figured that 4 grams would be enough to infuse the recipe below.

It was way too much. The ice cream picked up a spicy kick from the tobacco, and it was spicy in an over-powering way. The spicy also found its way to your throat, making it just not nice. I tried next with 2.5 grams, and this time it worked exactly like I hoped. The ice cream is initially sweet, and tastes like vanilla, but then it hits you. The tobacco takes about 5-8 seconds to come out, and leaves a slightly spicy and tingling feeling on the tongue, together with a bit of smokiness. The recipe yields a dense, creamy ice cream, which I think works better so that the tobacco flavor takes time to develop on the palate. I imagine that cutting back on the cream, and increasing the milk would lead to an ice cream where the flavor hits you faster.

The ice cream also picks up the nicotine, I think. I don’t smoke, but felt a bit of a rush after having a helping, and a smoker friend commented that he would normally feel like a smoke after a meal, but he didn’t. Don’t eat more than one serving at once!

Tobacco Ice cream
(recipe loosely based out of Sherry Yard’s ice cream recipe in “The Secrets of Baking”)
Makes 3 cups, or enough for 6-8 servings

Ingredients
357g heavy cream (1.5 cups)
120g milk (0.5 cups)
100g sugar (0.5 cups)
4 yolks
2.5g loose full-leaf tobacco (get a mild tobacco, and one that has no other chemicals applied to it. You could also break a cigar)
0.75 teaspoon vanilla paste (substitute equal amount of vanilla essence, or the seeds of half a vanilla bean).

Bring to a simmer the cream, milk, vanilla and tobacco over a medium flame. Turn off the heat, cover with a plastic film to prevent a top-layer from forming and steep for 10-15 minutes (depending on the strength of the tobacco you use, I would recommend that you start tasting it at the 8 minute mark to make sure it doesn’t get too strong). Strain with a fine-mesh strainer.

Whisk the yolks with the sugar and salt, making sure you do it quickly so the sugar doesn’t coagulate the yolks (i.e., don’t let the yolks sit on the sugar). Ladle half a cup of the cream mixture while whisking to the yolks to heat them up. Combine the whole thing. Pour it on a saucepan (non-stick works best, methinks), and heat it up over a small flame while constantly stirring, until the mixture reaches 170F (if you don’t have a thermometer, this is when it thickens up some, and if you run your finger down the spatula, it will leave a trail).

Pour the mixture through a strainer into a bowl set over an ice-bath. Stir it once in a while until the mixture cools down to 40F. Churn according to the instructions of your ice-cream machine.

You might have to play around with the tobacco you buy to get the exact proportions. I think 2 grams is a safe place to start, and you can move up or down from there.

(Pictures: The tobacco, cooking the custard, steeping the tobacco, and a serving of tobacco ice cream with buche de noel)

Almost ramen

November 26, 2009
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“You couldn’t have done that?”

“Why not? It was all they had available.”

“But, but…it’s not ramen then!”

Backtrack a day, and I’m standing at my local Korean/Japanese grocery store.

“I’m looking for fresh ramen noodles.”

The shop assistant walks me over to the freezer, and pulls out a bag of frozen ramen, complete with frozen soup and all the fixings. The price? 6.99 for one portion.

“This is not what I’m looking for. I just want fresh noodles.”

“But why don’t you take these? I love shio-ramen…just add some hot water and dinner is ready!”

“I’m planning to make my own soup. I just want the noodles.”

She stares back at me with a puzzled face. I spot disbelief in her eyes. After all, how many people attempt to make ramen stock at home? I decide that showing off is the only way to go here.

“Yes, I’ll make the soup with konbu, shiitake mushrooms, pork and chicken bones and some vegetables.”

She continues to look at me in disbelief, but finally offers a kind word:

“I hear that some soups benefit from a handful of niboshi (dried sardines).”

Turns out they don’t have fresh ramen noodles, which sucks because I was preparing for a noodle cook-off. “A” challenged me a while back to outdo her mom’s recipe for Vietnamese pho. I have never made noodles before, but in an act of bravado I decided that making this soup couldn’t be so different than making chicken stock, and I took the challenge.

Making the soup wasn’t so difficult — it just takes a long time. All in all, the pot bubbled for some odd nine hours before a clear basic broth was ready. I seasoned it with tare to turn it into shoyu-ramen (soy sauce ramen), which is one of the most basic and classic preparations. Then came all the fixings. I’m a big fan of ramen eggs, and found Chubby-hubby’s recipe to make them (thanks!). For the rest of the fixings, I roasted pork belly and sliced it thin, cooked a pork shoulder sous-vide and tore it into strands, rehydrated some wakame, sliced a bunch of scallions and bought pre-cut nori.

But the noodle question still lingered.

“You used Korean somen? What the hell? It doesn’t taste like ramen,” said “C”.

I obviously didn’t pass the ultimate authenticity test. In my desperation to find ramen noodles, the next best thing I found were fresh Korean somen noodles, which are a completely different thing.

Not perfect ramen, but almost ramen.

My pork-shoyu ramen

A’s Vietnamese Pho (which was damn delicious)

Bacchanal

October 30, 2009

I wanted to test myself.

I cook all the time foods that I more or less know how to do.

This time it would be different. I would cook out of hard-core cookbooks, with techniques I didn’t know.

I would also cook like a restaurant — prepare things ahead of time, and then finish them up at the last moment.

And I would make many courses. Ten to be precise.

The theme? End of summer, beginning of fall.

The cookbooks? The French Laundry and Alinea.

The time it takes one to prepare all of this? Two days.

The menu (the pictures are blurry because we lowered the lights way too much in the dinning room):

first four coursesAmuse bouche: Crispy tuiles with whipped creme fraiche and salmon tartare (French Laundry)
First course: Chicken with shallots and cider in a maple skewer (Alinea — the original recipe is with pheasant, but that was too expensive).
Second course: Duck breast, pumpkin soup, banana and lots of garnishes (Alinea)
Third course: Mullet with macadamia nut gazpacho (this is the only course that did not come from one of the books)

second setFourth course: Cherry tomatoes, tomato coulis, tomato ice cream and galic tuile (French laundry)
Fifth course: Oysters and Pearls (French Laundry, and with a cheaper caviar than osetra)
Sixth course (palate cleanser): Pear, eucalyptus, mint (Alinea)
Seventh course: Pork two ways, corn bread pudding, sage, honey (Alinea)

Desktop2Dessert 1: Liquid caramel popcorn (Alinea)
Dessert 2: Rhubarb, fennel, strawberry, orange, mascarpone ice cream (French Laundry)

My thoughts?

The work was worth it. If I could go back, I’d remove the fish course. The liquid popcorn tasted awesome. I loved the crispy fried chicken and cider dish. The pear thing was a flavor combination that hits you out of left field.

Some of the comments by the diners:

“Liquid popcorn is such a homer dish…can’t be bothered to chew”
“agh, agh, agh (upon trying the pear and eucalyptus dish”
“pork is a delicious beast”

I’ll write more detailed posts later about some of the recipes, and my thoughts.

Eating in Hawai’i

October 17, 2009

It’s been a long time since I last wrote in this blog. I’m tempted to blame grad school and its craziness, but I also got lazy. Now I’m back with more energy, and new stories to tell.

Over the summer I was back in Japan (doing research on food — more about that in a future post), and on my way back to Boston I got lucky and managed to squeeze in a stopover in Honolulu and visit Paul.

More than stories, I just have straight up food porn to show. This is an awesome place to eat!

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Local fish. I went to the fishmonger, but had no idea what was what. I ended up getting a parrot fish, which had a firm and almost chewy white meat.

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Oh yeah, fried Malasadas…like a doughnut, only that they serve them warm all day long, and filled with pure tropical awesomeness. My favorite was lilikoi (passion fruit), followed by hopia (coconut custard). Chocolate…not so good. The picture from the top a volcano that overlooks honolulu is where we went hiking after feeling guilty because of so many malasadas.

Hawaii 20092-1Hawaiian food at Ono’s. It was recommended as one of the few places where you can try traditional Hawaiian foods. We got the lau-lau with pork (the big bunch of taro leaves with meat inside), poi (taro root “gruel”), lomi-lomi salmon and other stuff. All washed down with Maui beer. I quite liked the lau-lau, but wasn’t a huge fan of the poi…takes a little bit getting used to. The beer, however, oh, how I wish they would sell it in the East Coast. The coconut porter is one of the best and most original brews I’ve had. You’d think it’s sweet, but it’s not!

Hawaii 20093-1The farmers’ market. Someone must have written this down in a Japanese guidebook, because they were arriving by the busloads every 15 minutes! Really good produce, and fun ingredients to play around with. I got tiki leaves and assorted mushrooms, and steamed the parrot fish inside with a knob of butter, ginger, lime and chili. mmmm….

The other thing that amazed me from this market was the lettuce. We bought it from a farm that grows their veggies on volcanic soil, and the nuttiness and spicyness of the leaves left me dumbfounded. I guess this is what ‘terroir’ really means.

Wine fountains

February 27, 2009

“Big nose…that’s it.”

Behind me is a middle-aged guy with a shirt unbuttoned dangerously low for a Boston winter, even at a wine tasting. He’s talking to himself, registering the wine in a loud way so we can all hear him.

“This one feels boxy.”

He either knows his stuff, or bluffs like a poker champion. I am busy trying to figure out the differences between a cabernet from Argentina and another from Napa valley, so I stop paying attention to his mumblings. Playing connoisseur takes a lot of energy and determination.

I suddenly hear “pssssssssssssssssssss.”

This man is spitting wine out of his nose, eye sockets and every other orifice connected to his mouth. The Italian cabernet is flowing out of him as if he were the fontana di trevi. I suspected this guy of having done some tasting before coming to the store, and the wine coming out of his nose seems to confirm my suspicions.

Unfortunately for my friends, they get caught in friendly fire and are forced-showered with red wine. The man feels horrible, and oddly starts kissing my friend’s hand in apology. We are all weirded out, but he doesn’t seem to mind his indiscretion for more than a split moment. He buys them the bottle of wine he sprayed them with, and continues the tasting, mumbling under his breath lots of adjectives

Morale of the story: at a wine tasting, stand in the back row.

Sugar Mountains

February 16, 2009

I get off the lift but am too busy to notice my surroundings just yet. I rode to the top of Mt. Kagura alone, and have been following on the footsteps of a group of Japanese riders that obviously know the mountain well.

We all congregate around the lift area and sit on our asses while fixing our loose boot to the snowboard. We exchange a few looks and smiles, and I can tell that I am welcome to follow them. My bright orange helmet is a source of amusement and soon enough we are all strapped in and start riding away, except that we head in the opposite direction of the marked runs.

It snowed all of yesterday and overnight, and I woke up to a bright sunny day with no wind and more than half a meter of fresh snow on the ground. I’ve been eyeing the top of the mountain all day long, and finally after lunch I rode several lifts for half an hour to get here.

There is a flimsy rope that separates the marked runs from the wilderness, but it’s no serious obstacle. We simply duck and ride past it. We keep going a little bit longer until we reach the edge of the mountain and I finally pause to take in the scenery. I’m in the middle of the Japanese alps, and there are snowed mountains as far as my eyes can see. Before me there is a steep bowl full of fresh powder snow, with a few trees dotting the landscape. We exchange nods, and drop in one after the other.

My legs are on fire, keeping the snowboard stable while I ride the mountain far faster than I should. I take a right to avoid a tree, and soon enough I separate from the group. They are taking a small run to go back to the same lift and repeat the exercise, but I want to ride the mountain to the bottom on these unexplored runs. I ride the top of a ridge until it’s over and drop into a second steep bowl, but with more trees this time. The snow is light and feathery. I spot rabbit trails and a couple of skiers who are trying their best to keep from sinking in the meters of snow below them.

After five minutes of serious riding, I reach the cafeteria below and find my travel mates waking up from a well-deserved nap. I insert 150 yen into a vending machine and collect a warm can of cafe au lait. From my pocket I produce a frozen granola bar and nibble at it here and there. The grin on my face is obvious.

“How was the run?” — they ask.

I am reminded of my favorite cookie recipe –  brown butter meltaways by Sherry Yard. The last step is to dust the cookies with icing sugar, and Yard’s suggestion is to think of the mountains of Austria to know how much sugar to add.

“It was like a big bowl of icing sugar, and I was floating on it.”

On the road, with a travel mug

February 4, 2009

Americans fly a lot for a good reason. This is a damn big country, and I’m sitting in a bus, facing a 14-hour ride that will merely move me from the East Coast to lake Ontario.

I would try to make conversation with the other passengers, but they are all encapsulated in their little bubbles deploying various strategies to fight boredom. There are few people on board anyway, so we all spread out and took double seats. A nearby couple has been smooching for a while and doing whatever it is they are doing underneath a big coat. At least they are quiet and whatever noise they do make is muffled by the engines. Another guy has been sleeping for the last five hours across the aisle from me, even though we boarded the bus at 9.30am. Guess he stayed up last night. One thing for sure, his neck will hurt because his head has been bouncing around aimlessly for five hours.

I’ve carved my little kingdom and stretch my legs into the aisle. I watch movies in my computer until the battery runs out, and then look out the window for entertainment. Except that all is covered in snow, and as far as I can tell, there isn’t much to see in upstate New York. Maybe summer is prettier, but for now, all I see are rolling hills covered in snow, and the occasional billboard.

After five hours on the road, the driver announces a pit stop. We will have 1.5 hours to stretch our legs, eat lunch and do “whatever it is that you need to do” according to the driver. That is a loose sentence with plenty of room for interpretation.

I step off the bus, but realize I’m in the middle of nowhere. We are at a gas station, and there is a McDonald’s and a minimart attached. Walking anywhere is useless, unless you like walking knee-deep in snow looking for a few remaining blackberries still on the bush.

I walk into an unexpectedly crowded McDonald’s. There are several families, fighting to keep their children under control. These parents expect a child to continue sitting still even after several hours of sitting in a car. And they give them sugary drinks on top of it. Good luck with that.

I walk over and order a burger sans the fries. Then I find a spot at the counter facing the window and munch on my mystery meat with tomatoes, lettuce and healthy dose of mayo. Cars come and go. This place is an oasis in the middle of nowhere.

I notice that McDonald’s has espresso machines, and decide to caffeinate myself ahead of the ride.

“Can I get a latte in here please?”, I say to the girl while handing her my travel mug.

She looks puzzled.

She continues to look puzzled.

“Carrie, could you come to the front?” She announces into the loudspeaker.

A plump woman in her forties arrives, and she shows her my travel mug.

I gather they don’t know what to charge me. Finally, Carrie makes an executive decision and pours me a medium latte in a paper cup, which she then dumps into my travel mug. So much for the environment. At least the insulated walls will keep my drink hot, and the spill-proof cap will prevent me from showering my fellow bus riders with coffee at some bumpy turn.

While Carrie is busy pushing buttons away into the automatic espresso maker, I continue the transaction at the till.

“That will be a medium latte. 2.78 please”

I hand her a five.

“From five…and will that be for here or to go?”

I look at her in puzzlement, but she repeats the question.

“For here or to go?

“In the cup please,” I say.

“Yes, but will that be for here or to go.”

“I’ll take my travel mug with me.”

She tries to ask me a third time, but I use a small pause to take a step back and collect my mug from the coffee station. She gets it.

I return to the counter, where I kill time until it’s time to board the bus and continue for another eight hours until my destination. That McDonald’s was an oasis in the middle of nowhere — I don’t see any signs of human activity for quite a while and it’s getting dark. I take a sip of my coffee, and settle down to watch another movie. At least I recharged my battery.

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